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Neopian Times Header Quotes Revealed (dun dun duuun)!

The secrets of Neopia have always been in abundance, especially the ones which provide neither clue nor relation to the site itself, so I took the incredibly enjoyable duty of recording all of the header comments from the Neopian Times for you to enjoy. Who knows? Maybe they contain the key to get through the locked door in Neoquest I? Or maybe how to get Fyora to be a wee bit more generous with her sales in the Hidden Tower? Or maybe I'm making random suggestions? Or Maybe I should just list them?

  • Now with 50% more useless text.
  • Meow.
  • Sanity is forbidden.
  • A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!
  • Battle Quills... ready!
  • teh 1337est n00zpaper.
  • White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*.
  • Enter the Snowflake's lair...
  • Invisible Paint Brushes rock (Invisible Paint Brushes is colored white).
  • Neopia's Fill-in-the-blank News Source.
  • Chet Flash wuz here.
  • Caution: Quills may be sharp.
  • There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots.